Spotify Wrapped season has arrived—the time when people share their impeccable taste in music while the rest of us moms come face-to-face with the cold, hard truth: our Spotify isn’t ours anymore. Gone are the days of indie rock deep cuts and power anthems. Now? Your Wrapped is dominated by The Wiggles, Cocomelon, and Frozen soundtracks, and honestly, it’s a little offensive how proud Spotify is to rub that in your face.
Let’s decode what your Spotify Wrapped says about your life in 2024—and your evolving identity as a snack-fetching, Wiggles-singing, toddler-chasing superhero.
What your Spotify Wrapped says about you
If your top songs include: “Wheels on the Bus,” “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,” or “Baby Shark”
Translation: You’re running a 24/7 toddler rave.
Your Wrapped looks like it was curated by a 2-year-old who thinks bedtime is a scam. “Wheels on the Bus” has become your anthem for car rides that feel longer than a Taylor Swift concert, and “Twinkle, Twinkle” is your nightly bribe to get someone—anyone—to stay in their bed. And let’s not even talk about “Baby Shark.” You swore it wouldn’t infiltrate your house, yet here it is. It’s the soundtrack of survival, and that’s OK.
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If your top songs include: “Let It Go,” “You’re Welcome,” or “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”
Translation: You’re running a Disney karaoke bar.
When Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote “We Don’t Talk About Bruno,” he lied. Because you do talk about Bruno. Constantly. Meanwhile, “Let It Go” isn’t just a song—it’s a mantra for surviving toddler tantrums. And if you’ve mastered The Rock’s rap verse in “You’re Welcome,” congratulations, you’re now the official Moana hype woman. Bonus points if you’re belting out “Under the Sea” and secretly loving every minute.
@m0llyrox #greenscreen #toddlermom #boymom #spotifywrapped ♬ Originalton – offlain
If your top songs include: “Rock-a-Bye Your Bear,” “Hot Potato,” or “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes”
Translation: You’re a full-time Wiggles stan.
You’ve gone beyond being a listener—you’re practically a member of The Wiggles at this point. “Rock-a-Bye Your Bear” gets your toddler to clap along like a pro, “Hot Potato” makes for a surprisingly great cardio workout, and “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes” is your go-to for keeping the pre-dinner chaos under control. As TikTok user @ashleysconfessions shared (see the screenshot above), the Wiggles basically own you now—and honestly, you’re too tired to care. You’re not just keeping the peace—you’re making memories.
@alliehoffberg #greenscreen welp, I def saw this coming @The Wiggles @Spotify #thewiggles #spotify #spotifywrapped #2024recap #toddlermom #momlife #boymom #fyp #foryou ♬ Hot Potato – The Wiggles
If Your Spotify Was hijacked by Alexa
Translation: Technology is not your ally.
As TikTok mom @ashleysconfessions pointed out, if your kids know how to scream “Play ‘Baby Shark’!” at Alexa, your Spotify Wrapped is doomed. Sure, the Alexa hack keeps them quiet for five minutes, but now you’re in the 0.005% of listeners for songs you didn’t even like. Is it annoying? Yes. But it’s also proof of your resourcefulness—five minutes of quiet is worth the sacrifice.
@ashleysconfessions @Spotify and i have beef this year and its not the kind i baked for them and we are sharing over a nice glass of merlot. I need a redo. Im sorry Drake. #spotify #spotifywrapped #fy #fypage #momlife #parenting #parentsoftiktok #countrymusic ♬ original sound – Ashley’s | Confessions 💋✨
If your Wrapped includes: Morgan Wallen and You Don’t Know Who That Is
Translation: Your kids broke the algorithm.
Spotify Wrapped’s biggest 2024 plot twist: Morgan Wallen is in your top artists, and you didn’t even know you liked country. Turns out, your kids screamed for a cowboy song once, and Spotify thought, “Yep, she’s a country fan now.” As TikTok user @ashleysconfessions puts it, “Drake, I’m sorry. I’ll do better next year.” And honestly, same.
If your Wrapped Includes: “Cocomelon Favorites”
Translation: You’ve got a powerful parenting tool in your arsenal.
If Cocomelon made it into your Wrapped, you’ve officially entered the “whatever works” stage of parenthood. These songs might be repetitive and chaotic, but they’re also your secret weapon against meltdowns. Whether it’s “The Bath Song” or “B-I-N-G-O,” you’re pulling out all the stops to keep the peace. You’re not just surviving—you’re thriving in the chaos.
Related: CoComelon is getting a Spotify podcast—with stories, NOT songs
If you somehow have a non-kid song in the mix
Translation: You’re clinging to your cool factor.
Among the sea of toddler tunes, there’s one non-kid song—a Beyoncé anthem or maybe a rogue Taylor Swift bop. It’s the musical equivalent of spotting a Starbucks cup in a medieval movie scene: out of place, but comforting. Congrats, Cool Mom. You’re balancing motherhood and your individuality like the rockstar you are.
FAQ: How moms can access Spotify Wrapped 2024
How can users access their Spotify Wrapped for 2024?
Spotify Wrapped is available to all users (even non-Premium ones!). Update the app to its latest version, and you’ll find your Wrapped on the home page or access it directly here.
Spotify introduced several new features this year:
- Your Music Evolution: A breakdown of how your music tastes shifted throughout the year, complete with phases (spoiler: your “Toddler Tunes” phase lasted 365 days).
- Longest Listening Streak: See the artist you binged on the most—probably Encanto soundtracks or The Wiggles if you have kids.
- AI Integration: Spotify’s AI DJ now narrates your Wrapped and highlights your music “journey,” while AI-generated playlists let you turn your Wrapped data into custom vibes.
Spotify also unveiled a personalized podcast about your listening habits, narrated by generative AI. Available in English, it’s rolling out in Australia, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, Sweden, the UK, and the US for eligible users.
How can moms share their Wrapped without feeling judged?
Spotify makes it easy to share your Wrapped on Instagram and TikTok with custom templates—so yes, you can proudly post about being in the Top 1% of listeners to The Wiggles.
For those looking for fun third-party tools, try these:
- How Bad Is Your Streaming Music?: A sarcastic AI analysis of your taste.
- Instafest: Turns your favorite artists into a festival lineup (The Wiggles headlining? Iconic).
- Receiptify: Summarizes your Wrapped as a cute receipt.
What were Spotify’s top songs and podcasts in 2024?
- Top Artist: Taylor Swift (for the second year in a row, because obviously).
- Top Song: Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso,” streamed 1.6 billion times.
- Top Podcast: The Joe Rogan Experience.
But in your house? The top artist is probably The Wiggles, and the top podcast is your kid’s 7-minute rant about why broccoli is ‘the worst.’
Moms, your Spotify Wrapped tells the story of your year in motherhood: sleepless nights, dance parties, and a whole lot of songs you’d never voluntarily choose. Share your Wrapped with us on Instagram by tagging @MotherlyMedia!